Saturday, September 30, 2006

This toothache is gonna kill me

It started with a little pain. Not too bad at first. A little bit annoying by evening. I took so ibuprofren and went to sleep early. I woke up around 2 A.M. feeling a little swollen. I looked in the mirror and almost passed out. My upper lip was like 10 times it's normal size. Remember Eddie Murphy's lips in the Nutty Professor? My lip looked like that with out CGI effects. The whole side of my face was swollen. Half of my nose was swollen shut and my eye was almost swollen shut. I had a bit of a fever and I slept on and off for the next 8 hours or so. I tried going to a dentist but apparently that is impossible on a Friday afternoon. I didn't want to sit in an emergency room forever so I sucked it up and have been dealing with it the best I can. Some of the swelling has gone down at least. There is still a bag under my eye but the swelling in my lips and around my nose has gone down a lot.
If I don't die of infection overnight and I am still swollen I will go to the ER tomorrow I guess. What a way to fuck up my day.

=====Alaskan Pipeline=====
1/2 shot Yukon Jack Canadian whisky
1/2 shot amaretto almond liqueur
Pour over ice,strain into shot glass

Music To Soothe A Toothache:

Saturday, September 23, 2006


Jesus! My sleeping schedule has been switched up. For the last few days I have been waking up around 5 to 7 am. I usually don't go to sleep until 10 in the morning. Now I've gotta work at 1 am tonight and I woke up at 5:20 this morning. I think I'm gonna have a rough one tonight.

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Today's Ranting

Okay so today I think I will let loose with a ration of rage. Yes I want to take on the stupids. Bring it on!
First let's start with driving around this fine city. Here are some rules that maybe everyone doesn't know (apparently).
The middle of the street is not for walking. See those crooked concrete slabs next to the street? They are not extensions of peoples yards. Those are sidewalks. Side WALKS. Get it? I promise I won't drive on them if you promise not to walk in the street. I know it seems kinda basic but why are you flipping me off when you are the one lost in the middle of the street. I could understand a lot more if you were 8 years old but you are an adult. Act like one or at least pretend.
Back to the middle of the street. Another rule is not to stop your vehicle in the path of traffic to have a conversation with someone. Why is it that I am always behind the asshole that decides the MIDDLE OF THE STREET is a great place to stop and chat with someone they see? See that place next to the curb? Pull over and talk as long as you want. I am always wishing I could hear the conversation that is so important that I have to sit and wait. I imagine it is something like this:

Say girl, Say girl!

Ooooh (insert name here) how you is?

I'm aight. Say how your mom-n-em?

She doin better now that she outta jail

Yo, you seen (Insert name here) round lately?

I herd he be hanging round them dudes on the corner

and so on....

Once again you give me the finger when I honk.

Another rule is when you are driving stop at the stop sign. The area to stop is slightly before the intersection. The middle of the intersection is not a very good place to stop. I think you are purposely trying to wreck my car. I stop even though I don't have a stop sign to let you go. Once again I get the finger or the look like I am the asshole here. I HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY. No stop sign on my side. It's kinda hard for me to keep going when you are blocking the way.

Alright I am gonna stop ranting now. If I keep blowing off steam I may evaporate.

******EVIL SHOT OF THE DAY******
-----24K NIGHTMARE-----

1/2 oz Goldschlager
1/2 oz Jagermeister
1/2 oz Rumple Minze
1/2 oz Bacardi 151 proof rum

Build over ice. Strain into shot glass. Try not to cry.

What I am listening to:

The Mars Volta-AmputechtureKOOL KEITH-NOGATCO RD


Lucky Number SlevenBRICKJennifer

Saturday, September 09, 2006

Hot Stuff!!!

What have they been drinking?? Probably today's not so evil shot of the day. There are a few ways to make this shot.
Here is mine:
********(NOT SO) EVIL SHOT OF THE DAY*********
__________GREEN SHIT________
Stoli Vanil
Splash of pineapple juice

What I am Listening to:

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