Monday, March 31, 2014

Thanks Earlisha

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Today's rouse's goodness


Why is it that there always has to be that one guy that wants to talk loudly to everyone and no one in particular about nothing?

Saturday, March 22, 2014

Life Lessons

You are a grown-ass man with a faux-hawk ordering red-bull and vodka with grenadine. What fucking life-altering piece of advice could you possibly give me?

Here is your daily dose of Rouse's goodness:

Sunday, March 16, 2014

Bad pick-up line

Last night a girl told me this gem that a guy tried to use on her earlier. "Hey, I've got ground beef in my backpack. Wanna come over and cook it for me?"

Friday, March 14, 2014

A Drinking Problem

This story happened a while back but I just thought about it recently so I thought I would share. A woman came in and ordered a "Voka Cranburry" (not a typo). I had been busy that evening and ran out of straws. I made her drink and apologized for the lack of a straw. She looked at me with the most confused look on her face and asked "How My 'posed to drank it?". "Maybe you can lay down on your back and have someone pour it in your mouth" was my reply.