Tuesday, March 25, 2014
Saturday, March 22, 2014
Sunday, March 16, 2014
Saturday, March 15, 2014
Friday, March 14, 2014
This story happened a while back but I just thought about it recently so I thought I would share. A woman came in and ordered a "Voka Cranburry" (not a typo). I had been busy that evening and ran out of straws. I made her drink and apologized for the lack of a straw. She looked at me with the most confused look on her face and asked "How My 'posed to drank it?". "Maybe you can lay down on your back and have someone pour it in your mouth" was my reply.
Wednesday, March 05, 2014
******THE STUPIDEST QUESTION AWARD FOR MARDI GRAS 2014******
"Four shots of Turkey. Can I get those in snifters?"
"What kind of mixed drinks you got?"
"Can you call me a cab?"
"Do you take credit cards?"(There are at least a dozen CASH ONLY signs plastered everywhere)
"Why aren't you smiling?"
"What should I drink? (and/or) What (would/do you) drink?
I really didn't have to be too mean this Mardi Gras but there were a few times I had to unload, here it goes:
Also,there was a group of annoying French guys that were not tipping. I was having a really hard time understanding what the fuck they were saying. So here is one conversation the best I can remember:
Him-"Parlay vous vous misa misa Kamal"
Him-"Blah Blah french sounding shit...Kamal sigarette"
Me-"I have Camel Blue or Marlboro Reds"
Him-"Something something weewee ze no Kamal"
Me-"Dude, I DON'T SPEAK SPANISH!"
Him-"I am speaking ze good English wiz zoo."
After finally figuring out what kind of cigarette this asshole wants, I turn to a friend of mine who was sitting at the bar next to this guy and say loud enough for the French fucker to hear; "Man, the French really are the niggers of Europe!"
(My apology for the use of the "N-Word" I don't usually use the word but I really felt it was appropriate at the time.)