Tuesday, April 08, 2014

Everything You Don’t Know About Tipping

Just in case you wanted to know everything you don't know about tipping check out this article from waitbutwhy.com.

Take two bags...

Him (Interrupting someone else's order):I want a Captain and Coke..
Me: I want a million dollars.(I return to taking the other people's order)
Him: Is that your way of telling me you are not gonna serve me?
Me: It's my way of saying eat a bag of dicks but in a much nicer way.

Monday, March 31, 2014

Thanks Earlisha

Saturday, March 22, 2014

Life Lessons

You are a grown-ass man with a faux-hawk ordering red-bull and vodka with grenadine. What fucking life-altering piece of advice could you possibly give me?

Here is your daily dose of Rouse's goodness:

Sunday, March 16, 2014

Bad pick-up line

Last night a girl told me this gem that a guy tried to use on her earlier. "Hey, I've got ground beef in my backpack. Wanna come over and cook it for me?"