Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Why I never answer the phone....

I usually never answer the business phone when I am working because it is never important. It is usually someone asking stupid questions, the wrong number, or in the early morning someone who has something very urgent to speak to the owner about but not urgent enough to leave a name a number to call back.
So last night the phone rings at work about 3 A.M. I am pretty slow and kind of bored so I answer it.

Him: Uh yeah, I was calling 'cause I knew you guy were open 24 hours...
Me: Okaaaayyy.....
Him: Yeah, I was wondering if you knew of a bar called the Stil.(Not sure if this was the actual name but that's what it sounded like)
Me: Uhhhhh
Him: Yeah it's spelled S T I L.
Me: Never heard of it
Him: Okay, Thanks. (Hangs up)


Sunday, February 09, 2014

Partial conversation overheard at bar

Man... I broke my tooth on that bitch's ass....

The Spoils Of Comic Con 2014

Cassandra Peterson was one of my favorites at Comic Con. Elvira is smoking hot but honestly Cassandra with out the make-up is even more bewitching.

Pam Grier was a sweetheart and still smoking hot. She had a terrific smile and a terrifying look in her eye that said "I will cut you". I opted not to ask her to touch her boobs. She noticed my Cockface Killer hoodie and read the "No Sex Is Safe Sex" slogan on it. I explained it was a horror comedy sexploitation movie. Her eyes lit up a little and she said sexploitation movies were good. She also thanked me for supporting independent film.

Robert Englund is Freddy no matter who they try to replace him with. Robert seemed nice and all but had little time for small talk. He didn't seem like he wanted to be there at all. Clearly he has been working the convention circuit way too long and has better thing to do. He seemed to keep looking at his watch every few seconds.

Rob is a down to earth artist from Lafayette, Louisiana for one of my favorite comics, CHEW. Chew is one of the most unique non-superhero comics out there. BUY THESE BOOKS! I promise you will not be disappointed...

Chances are if you have ever read a comic from DC or Marvel you have probably held some Neal Adams art in your grubby little hands. From Batman to X-Men Neal has defined comic art since I was a kid. I got a couple of cool prints which he signed for me. He seemed a little confused on why the Mr.T prints kept selling...I pity the fool!

Saturday, February 08, 2014


Her: You ain't got no Ciroc?
Me: Yes and no
Her: What you mean?
Me: I wasn't sure if you were making a statement or asking a question. If you were stating that I "ain't got no Ciroc" you are correct. If that clusterfuck of a sentence was a question, then no I "ain't go no Ciroc".
Her: So no Ciroc?
Me: Nope
Her: But I only drank Ciroc....

Friday, February 07, 2014

Why trying to make small talk is pointless sometimes....

Me:How are you tonight?
Me:Yeah, I was feeling a little Coors Light earlier but now I'm like Miller Time...What can I get for you?

Wednesday, February 05, 2014

Jukeboxes suck

Best Tip Never!

Saturday, February 01, 2014

What's Happenin' Captain?

Him: Let me get a Captain Jack and Coke.
Me:A what?
Him:Captain Jack and Coke..
Me:So you want Captain Morgan, with Jack Daniels and Coke.
Him:No,just Captain Jack and Coke.
Me:I don't have anything called Captain Jack. Do you mean Captain Morgan?
Him: Yeah that..

Photo by:Gage Skidmore