Tuesday, April 08, 2014

Everything You Don’t Know About Tipping

Just in case you wanted to know everything you don't know about tipping check out this article from waitbutwhy.com.

Take two bags...

Him (Interrupting someone else's order):I want a Captain and Coke..
Me: I want a million dollars.(I return to taking the other people's order)
Him: Is that your way of telling me you are not gonna serve me?
Me: It's my way of saying eat a bag of dicks but in a much nicer way.