A Drinking Problem

This story happened a while back but I just thought about it recently so I thought I would share. A woman came in and ordered a "Voka Cranburry" (not a typo). I had been busy that evening and ran out of straws. I made her drink and apologized for the lack of a straw. She looked at me with the most confused look on her face and asked "How My 'posed to drank it?". "Maybe you can lay down on your back and have someone pour it in your mouth" was my reply.