First let's start with driving around this fine city. Here are some rules that maybe everyone doesn't know (apparently).
The middle of the street is not for walking. See those crooked concrete slabs next to the street? They are not extensions of peoples yards. Those are sidewalks. Side WALKS. Get it? I promise I won't drive on them if you promise not to walk in the street. I know it seems kinda basic but why are you flipping me off when you are the one lost in the middle of the street. I could understand a lot more if you were 8 years old but you are an adult. Act like one or at least pretend.
Back to the middle of the street. Another rule is not to stop your vehicle in the path of traffic to have a conversation with someone. Why is it that I am always behind the asshole that decides the MIDDLE OF THE STREET is a great place to stop and chat with someone they see? See that place next to the curb? Pull over and talk as long as you want. I am always wishing I could hear the conversation that is so important that I have to sit and wait. I imagine it is something like this:
Say girl, Say girl!
Ooooh (insert name here) how you is?
I'm aight. Say how your mom-n-em?
She doin better now that she outta jail
Yo, you seen (Insert name here) round lately?
I herd he be hanging round them dudes on the corner
and so on....
Once again you give me the finger when I honk.
Another rule is when you are driving stop at the stop sign. The area to stop is slightly before the intersection. The middle of the intersection is not a very good place to stop. I think you are purposely trying to wreck my car. I stop even though I don't have a stop sign to let you go. Once again I get the finger or the look like I am the asshole here. I HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY. No stop sign on my side. It's kinda hard for me to keep going when you are blocking the way.
Alright I am gonna stop ranting now. If I keep blowing off steam I may evaporate.
******EVIL SHOT OF THE DAY******
1/2 oz Goldschlager
1/2 oz Jagermeister
1/2 oz Rumple Minze
1/2 oz Bacardi 151 proof rum
Build over ice. Strain into shot glass. Try not to cry.
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