It started with a little pain. Not too bad at first. A little bit annoying by evening. I took so ibuprofren and went to sleep early. I woke up around 2 A.M. feeling a little swollen. I looked in the mirror and almost passed out. My upper lip was like 10 times it's normal size. Remember Eddie Murphy's lips in the Nutty Professor? My lip looked like that with out CGI effects. The whole side of my face was swollen. Half of my nose was swollen shut and my eye was almost swollen shut. I had a bit of a fever and I slept on and off for the next 8 hours or so. I tried going to a dentist but apparently that is impossible on a Friday afternoon. I didn't want to sit in an emergency room forever so I sucked it up and have been dealing with it the best I can. Some of the swelling has gone down at least. There is still a bag under my eye but the swelling in my lips and around my nose has gone down a lot.If I don't die of infection overnight and I am still swollen I will go to the ER tomorrow I guess. What a way to fuck up my day.
*****EVIL SHOT OF THE DAY*****
=====Alaskan Pipeline=====
1/2 shot Yukon Jack Canadian whisky
1/2 shot amaretto almond liqueur
ice
Pour over ice,strain into shot glass
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