Dat green beer...

Him-"Gimmie a Rock-N-Roll"
Me-"You wanna play Led Zeppelin or something the jukebox is over there."
Him-"Huh? No, gimme a Rock-N-Roll in a bottle."
Me-"I'm sure the jukebox has the Police. Message in a Bottle...they play it all the time..."
Him-"Naw man, that beer in the green bottle.."
Me-"Oh!",Acting suprised,"You mean Rolling Rock?"
Him-"Yeah! That one!"

I agree....

Post by Sean Motola.

Yeah this happened....

A guy came in with two chicks and ordered a few drinks. He lays down a five dollar tip. I am busy and can't scoop it up quick enough. His girlfriend picks up the five and after a short discussion the five is replaced with two singles.

Shirts and shit

So I have Decided to try my hand at T-shirt design. Check out my portfolio so far...more to come.

Fq league again

I beat Stoney Tony tonight.. Go hot garbage

Another weds night

Playing pool at rendezvous. French quarter pool league. Our team, hot garbage is 3-5. Me personally am 1-4. Need the win tonight......I lost again. This season is in the toilet... 1-5 fuuuuuuck!

If only it was that simple...

The other day I found this image on TheChive.com. Working in a bar, I realized how this approach could solve a lot of problems. Imagine it's 5am in a bar with mostly guys who have failed to "hook-up" with a young drunk hottie. A female enters the bar. The music and time seem to stop as all eyes target the poor woman who has just walked through the door. Before she can get to the bar it's as if an injured baby seal swam into shark infested waters. They begin to circle. They are all unaware this woman just got off of work and all she wants to do is sit down, have a cocktail, smoke a few cigarettes, and be left alone. Unfortunately this shall not be. One by one they take turns trying to buy her a drink or engage in small talk. Sooner than later the woman becomes annoyed and exits, leaving me with a bunch of dude once again. There needs to be a way for guys to know which girls are approachable and which ones should be left alone. Maybe a sign like a facebook status? This may not work because most guys are terrible at reading signs, even if they are blunt and to the point. I was going to photoshop this picture with suggestions; but I am far too lazy so you will have to use your imagination. Here are some of my ideas:
"Leave me alone!"
"Not interested"
"I am lonely, please talk to me."
"No thanks! I'm fine."
"You have nothing to offer"
"Fair game"

This started to seem a little too complicated. I think a simpler solution would be similar to a stop light.

A green light would mean I am presently available for interaction with anyone. I'm here to party! Let the good times roll!

A yellow light would mean approach with caution. May interact with the right person.

A red light would mean NO. DO NOT APPROACH! DO NOT OFFER TO BUY ME A DRINK! LEAVE ME ALONE!

A green light that turns yellow in the middle of a conversation could mean I thought you were harmless at first and now you are starting to creep me out. Please gracefully say goodbye and walk away before the light turns red.


I know none of these ideas would solve all of the problems but maybe it's a start. for now I guess I will just have to sit back and watch the shit show unfold.

Under Construction

I know it's been a while since i last posted. I'm working on it man. Trying to revamp this blog. Thanks.

Re-vacuation.......

So Gustav came and went....We went and and came back. The whole time I was evacuating all I could think was here we go again. At least I got to spend a little time with family. We came back to a smelly house, but at least it wasn't damaged. The power was on and the cable came on the next morning. So I guess everything will get back to normal soon. Meanwhile back to the grind.....

86 Rules Of Drinking

Rules every drunk should know.
The 86 Rules Of Drinking

Today is not your day....

I can kick some ass!

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Yep....

This about sums it up.....

Warhawk

Fuck Halo 3. This shit is worse than crack! Join the army...

cool off

Al Copeland is a pig?

So I was going to get gas today and I passed the former site of Copeland's resturaunt. I almost had to pull over from laughing so hard. Someone (Whoever you are; YOU ROCK!) had scrawled "AL IS A PIG" on the front door and side of the building.
Okay so here is some of the back story. Hurricaine Katrina happened a little more than 2 years ago. Since then Al Copeland, The founder of Popeye's Chicken, has re-opened many of his restuarants and at least one new one that I know of. His New Orleans sites have pretty much been left untouched for over 2 years. Both New Orleans site can be considered prime real estate as they are both located on St. Charles Ave. The site pictured above on the corner of Napoleon and St. Charles is a Mardi Gras hot spot because almost all of the uptown parades turn right there on that corner. Why Mr.Copeland will not take care of his abandoned properties is another New Orleans mystery.
Hey Al, if you are not going to re-open for business why not sell and let someone else take over?
I have have lived in this neighborhood for over 10 years now. I really wish this spot was not wasted space.

N.O. Bodies return

Here is our latest film for the 48 hour film project. This year our genre was ROMANCE(Ughh). THe Prop was a fork. The required line was "There's nothing like it is there". The Character(s) Were Tom and/or Tia Leblanc. So Here it is:


SU MISURA

The New Goregasm Trailer

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