What?

Her:"Do you know what?"

Me:"No. I know who and why, but I hear what is an asshole."

Oh Tyveion

And I thought smoking was expensive....

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Take two bags...

Him (Interrupting someone else's order):I want a Captain and Coke..
Me: I want a million dollars.(I return to taking the other people's order)
Him: Is that your way of telling me you are not gonna serve me?
Me: It's my way of saying eat a bag of dicks but in a much nicer way.

Thanks Earlisha

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Why?

Why is it that there always has to be that one guy that wants to talk loudly to everyone and no one in particular about nothing?